July 7th (6th?), 2013 was the first broadcast of LPFWA, and it crowned 5 different champions and spawned several feuds and storylines.
Winner: Schir (Submission)
This was probably the most even match out of all of the matches that night. Schir and Sab went back and forth for a staggering 15 minutes before Schir made Sab tap out.
Match 2: Big Noodle Fucker vs. SpeedyardEdit
Winner: BNF (Submission)
The crowd favorite for this match was Speedyard, but what the crowd did not know was that Speedyard was a jobber, and BNF was the best wrestler in the association. Needless to say, the crowd was stunned when BNF made Speedy tap.
Match 3: Junpei Hyde vs. Hessie (cage match)Edit
Winner: Junpei Hyde (Escape)
For a long portion of the match, it appeared that Hessie would win, but he fell asleep on the cage and got pulled down. After that, Junpei escaped.
Match 4: Terara Drakon vs. Aurora (Ladder match)(For the Kawaii title)Edit
Winner: Terara (:3)
For the majority of the match, Aurora dominated with all of her suplexes, but Terara exploited a glitch in the game's AI and, after putting Aurora to sleep, placed the ladder and grabbed the suitcase, winning the match and title.
Match 5: Kadorhal and Mecca Prime vs. QuantumCrayons and SoapyNome (For the Co-Comm title)Edit
Winners: QC and Soapy (pinfall)
The Administrators just pummeled the shit out of Mecca for the entire match, which actually lasted pretty damn long considering that Kad wouldn't switch in, and it was mostly Mec in there. This match is why Kadorhal is the most reviled heel in LPFWA, and started several feuds.
Match 6: 20 Man Royal Rumble (For the Buscus, Featured LPer, and LPF Championship titles)Edit
|1||Ultigonio||1st||Mecca Prime||In and out|
|2||Mecca Prime||6th||SoapyNome||3 outs|
|3||Fruitsniffer||2nd||Mecca Prime||Lasted less than half a minute|
|5||Kadorhal||5th||Succinct and Punchy|
|6||SoapyNome||10th||Black||Lasted a damn long time|
|7||Big Noodle Fucker||3rd||Mecca Prime|
|8||Succinct and Punchy||7th||SoapyNome|
|10||Schir||8th||IGgy||Went on the ropes at least 5 times|
|20||Rath-Dragonatrix||19th||QuantumCrayons||Won Featured LPer title|