Match 1: Zore vs. Midnightlight Edit
Plot 1: The anime crew discuss which anime they'll watch next.
Plot 2: Midnightlight speaks in tongues at
The El Chad Senor Dave. I think he sells the Buscus title to him? El Dave is trying to learn how to speak Mexican.
Match 3: AnilEhilated vs. Flamander Edit
Plot 3: Loki's anime friend was killed.
Match 4: Heavenator vs. FinalGamer Edit
Plot 4: Schir talks with Rath for a bit. Schir learns that we don't hire animals. We hire animal people.
Match 5: Big Scary Owl vs. Schir Edit
Match 6: Pvt. Scott vs. EEEvil (Kawaii Title Match) (2 out 3 falls) Edit
Winner: Pvt. Scott (2-0)
Non-Canon Royal Rumble: Edit