Boob Marley
Boob Marley (Action Shakespeare) - Imgur
Forum Name Action Shakespeare
Ring Announcer Name? Booger Marshal
Billed From? Parts Unknown
Debut 2023-07-11
Ring Intro Music

Veil of Fire

From Forum(s) SA
Status Active
Impression Heel
Current Stable Order of Radical Athletes
Biggest Ally Paul Heyman

"I have the biggest chest in the business."

Boob Marley is a horrible monstrosity genetically engineered to have the biggest chest in the business. Nobody knows why, exactly, but they'll be damned if he isn't effective. He's often accompanied by his friend and manager Paul Heyman, which is good because as far as we can tell he only knows how to say one thing.

In LPFWA Season 2 Edit

Boob first appeared being interviewed by IGgy IGsen backstage along with Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman hyped him up as a merciless force of destruction, out to crush anyone with a smaller chest than his. He then had a match against LORD OF BUTT, who was also debuting on that show. It was a good, hard fought match with Boob even managing to make the LORD tap with a bearhug outside of the ring, but ultimately butts triumphed over boobs. Paul Heyman demanded a rematch with a falls count anywhere stipulation, but in the meantime IGgy put boob in a Buscus match for failing to live up to his hype. Boob managed to avoid getting the Buscus despite his match being invaded by multiple wrestlers and got his rematch against LORD OF BUTT at the International Food Throwdown, where he was able to win with assistance by Paul Heyman.

Boob's next important match was against Eclectic Tastes, the leader of the Order of Radical Athletes, who had invited him to join the stable. Paul Heyman said he would sign his client on with the stable, but only if Tastes fought Boob in a submission match. Tastes, saying that he respected how Boob always tried to get an advantage, agreed. Boob won the match but agreed to join ORA regardless because he was impressed that Tastes accepted to the match despite his lack of skill with submissions.

When Junpei Hyde took over the booking on the show for a day, Boob got his first opportunity to compete for a title, being one of the four wrestlers to be included in that show's Superstar #1 Contender match. While the match was fierce, Boob was able to overpower the competition, eliminating two of his opponents and emerging as the contender.

Signature Moves & Finishers Edit

Finisher: Styles Clash Edit

From a position in which the opponent is bent forward against the wrestler's midsection, the wrestler grabs around his or her opponent's midsection and lifts so that the opponent is held upside down, facing in the same direction as the wrestler. The wrestler then steps their legs over both arms of the opponent, and then falls forward planting the opponent's body into the mat face-first.

Submission Finisher: Bear Hug Edit

bear hug, also known as a bodylock, is a grappling clinch hold and stand-up grappling position where the arms are wrapped around the opponent's midsection. The hands are locked around the opponent and the opponent is held tightly to the chest.

Non Royal Rumble Record Edit

Date Opponent(s) Type Result Record 1v1 Record Notes
2023-11-14 Junpei Hyde Standard Loss 3-4-0 2-3-0 (40%) Superstar title match
2023-10-24 Dr. Rath, Immortan Joe, Succinct and Punchy Fatal Fourway Win 3-3-0 2-2-0 (50%) Superstar contender match
2023-09-26 Eclectic Tastes Submission Match Win 2-3-0 2-2-0 (50%)
2023-09-12 Interrupter Jones Standard Loss 1-3-0 1-2-0 (33%)
2023-08-01 LORD OF BUTT Falls Count Anywhere Win 1-2-0 1-1-0 (0%) Accompanied by Paul Heyman
2023-07-18 Zore, Interrupter Jones, Gryph Hammer Over the Top Rope Loss 0-2-0 0-1-0 (0%) Buscus match
2023-07-11 LORD OF BUTT Standard Loss 0-1-0 0-1-0 (0%)
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