Succinct and Punchy
Nickname(s) Punchy, GamingAwesome1, SAP
Ring Announcer Name? Gaming Awesome One
Commentary Name? The Masked Man
Billed From? The United Kingdom
Debut 2013-07-07
Ring Intro Music


Status Active
Impression Neutral
Featured LPer

2013-11-02 - 2023-05-23

Yes! More blood!

Punchy's one of the youngest members of LPF, but he's snarky enough that nobody can tell most of the time, aside from when he brings up 4chan.

Punchy's made several LPs, of Revelations 2012, of Eastern Mind, Lost in Blue, and an unfinished LP of Typing of the Dead. Unrelated to LPs, Punchy briefly held the world record for speedrunning Silent Hill, and holds the records for several other obscure games.

Punchy's taste in video games skews towards anime doujin fighting games, survival horror, and terrible schlock.


Season OneEdit

Punchy's a vicious fucker. Even from his debut in the Royal Rumble, it was clear that Punchy was a strong contender. He threw out Kadorhal and put up a damned good fight. His Hell in a Cell match against Junpei showed that he was a force to be reckoned with, but it wasn't until his fight with Krimsh that we saw how terrifying this man can be. Punchy just relentlessly kickedpunched the shit out of the old man and everyone in the audience would've been silent if it hadn't been for the fact that they were all shouting "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP PUNCHING HIM, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!"

Later on, Punchy joined up with the New Feedback Crew for the obligatory NWO parody arc. His intro music in season one was Step On by Happy Mondays.

In LPFWA Season TwoEdit

Punchy started off the season with the Featured LPer Title, which he lost in his very first title defense against the normal human American, Nuffkins. Fans suspect that the match was fixed, as Punchy did very little of his signature punching in said match. In Punchy's second match, he was pitted against kalonZombie and Stichez. Even though it was a First Blood Match, the referee decided that pins were allowed, and Punchy ended up getting pinned. Punchy thought that this was bullshit, and so took the place of Lokistarwind in the match immediately after. Punchy proved that the previous match was a mistake by both pinning his opponents and making them bleed. However, he was using Loki's moveset and the announcers were referring to him as Loki, leading some to suspect that Punchy was, in fact, Loki's Stand. This was disproved the following week, where Loki and Punchy fought. Loki quite handily beat Punchy.

Having gone zero for three, Punchy fought Zore for the Buscus Title on June 13th.


Succint really does not like having sucinct misspelled.

Non Royal Rumble RecordEdit

Season TwoEdit

Date Opponent(s) Type Result Record 1v1 Notes
2023-11-14 Pyroi Last Man Standing Loss 7-6-0 6-3-0 (66%)
2023-10-17 Emperor Palpatine Handicap Win 7-5-0 6-2-0 (75%) With Galen Marek & Stichez
2023-09-12 Eclectic Tastes Standard Win 6-5-0 6-2-0 (75%)
2023-09-06 Lazyfire & Immortan Joe Tag-Team Loss 5-5-0 5-2-0 (71.4%) Co-comm title match
2023-08-29 Eclectic Tastes Standard Win 5-4-0 5-2-0 (71.4%)
2023-08-08 Lazyfire & Immortan Joe Tag-Team Loss 4-4-0 4-2-0 (66.6%) Co-comm tite match
2023-08-01 Junpei Hyde Flaming Tables Win 4-3-0 4-2-0 (66.6%) Then they became friends
2023-07-18 Stichez Standard Win 3-3-0 3-2-0 (60%)
2023-07-11 Danaru Standard Win 2-3-0 2-2-0 (50%)
2023-06-13 Zore Standard Win 1-3-0 1-2-0 (33.3%) for the Buscus title.
2023-06-06 Lokistarwind Standard Loss 0-3-0 0-2-0 (0%) Is not Loki's Stand.
2023-05-30 KalonZombie, Stichez First Blood? Loss 0-2-0 0-1-0 (0%) didn't bleed, got pinned.
2023-05-23 Nuffkins Standard Loss 0-1-0 0-1-0 (0%) Featured LPer title.

Season One

Date Opponent(s) Type Result Record 1v1 Notes
2013-11-30 Junpei Hyde Hell in a Cell Win 9-5-0 8-3-0 (72.7%) Featured title, bookends.
2013-11-23 Diabetus Standard Win 8-5-0 7-3-0 (70%) Killed the 'Betus.
2013-11-02 Frosty Standard Win 7-5-0 6-3-0 (66.7%) Featured Title match
2013-10-26 FBC 3v3 elimination Win 6-5-0 5-3-0 (62.5%) Was the last one left.
2013-10-19 Belgian Standard Win 5-5-0 5-3-0 (62.5%) Buscus match, won by murder.
2013-10-12 Rath, Junpei Hyde Triple Threat Loss 4-5-0 4-3-0 (57.1%) #1 Contender match for Featured.
2013-09-28 Spiffo Standard Loss 4-4-0 4-3-0 (57.1%) A rollup pin. Weird.
2013-09-21 Speedyard Standard Win 5-3-0 4-2-0 (66.7%)
2013-09-14 Fruitsniffer Submission Loss 4-3-0 3-2-0 (60%)
2013-08-31 FBC 3v3 Win 4-2-0 3-1-0 (75%) Won by DQ
2013-08-17 Schir Standard Win 3-2-0 3-1-0 (75%) Won by countout.
2013-08-03 MP,QC,Cy,Kad,BFC Money in the Bank Loss 2-2-0 2-1-0 (66.7%)
2013-07-27 Krimsh Extreme Rules KO Win 2-1-0 2-1-0 (66.7%)
2013-07-13 Krimsh Standard Win 1-1-0 1-1-0 (50%) R.I.P Krimsh
2013-07-08 Junpei Hyde Hell in a Cell Loss 0-1-0 0-1-0 (0%)
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